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My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today.

"Really!?"

"No," she replied, "April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...."

That'll teach her to try to be funny... 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by FT232 in Sex and shit - Blow Job (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,942.2


218959
One morning my hot 15 year-old sister came into my room crying. Dad had finally told her that her real parents were unknown - she was adopted.

I was a good big brother. I put a comforting arm around her, and told her that it doesn't matter, that we'll always love her, and that I thought she was the most wonderful sister in the world. Then, I dunno how it happened, but we kissed, and soon things got really passionate - clothes came off, and... we had the most amazing sex.

[...]

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Joke by storyteller in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,791.8




904106
I vowed to my wife that I would never hit her again, that I would find a job and raise my kids properly.

The tears streamed down her face, this moment of joy would stick in my mind forever.

The moment when I said "April fools!" and dropped that gullible bitch to the ground.

Gets her every year! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by NotASicko in Crime - Domestic Violence (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 726.6


386457
My girlfriend pulled an epic April Fool's prank today.

First she pretended she didn't want sex.
Then she claimed I was raping her.
Then she pretended to choke on my cock.
Then she pretended to die.

She's at the crematorium now. I like her commitment but, come on love, it's after 12. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by crueloneliner in Events - April Fools - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 570


385843
My wife just came to bed in nothing but stockings and suspenders, stroked my cock up and down and said, "I want you to fuck my ass and use me all day long".

Goddamnit! I fall for it every April. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ray piste in Events - April Fools - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 429.2


904702
Today I got up and did my normal routine, Shit, Shower and shave.

April Fools........I'm Muslim. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by supersmashinggreat in Religion - Muslim (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 407.2


386242
I've managed to avoid around 50 April fools jokes this morning.

However, I've now lost my job on the emergency services desk. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by fellover in Events - April Fools - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 367


22326
My girlfriend told me she's pregnant. It was an April Fools though.
Joke's on her because I threw her down the stairs. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by pst88 in Sex and shit - Pregnancy (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 266.2


1260269
After planning the wedding for six months, the big day arrives tomorrow and I've only one regret.

I won't see her face when she gets the April Fools' text. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by illegalnature in Events - April Fools - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 263.4


386524
April Fool's Day is similar to my attitude towards women.

After 12 I'm just not interested anymore. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by terra_ryzin in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 262.8



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