Jokes under Sex and shit > Teabag
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I was getting my balls sucked by a Sainsbury's checkout girl last night. Unfortunately she started to gag when she swallowed a pube. She didn't find it at all amusing that instead of assisting her I just said "unexpected item in the bagging area." |
 
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by boombyebye in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 393.2
| Advice if you're intending to teabag your girlfriend: take care not to strain yourself. |
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| I'm making a movie later about Teabagging, and I can tell you it won't be a PG! |
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I just covered my nuts in chocolate and dunked them in my girlfriend's mouth. Who says I don't know how to Treat a lady? |
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A mate of mine always bragging how he loves getting himself some teabagging. I don't understand what's so great about it though, I tried it and was rushed to A&E after almost scolding my bollocks off. |
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| Teabagging, it's just a different ball game. |
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Tried that tea bagging with the missus last night. Ended up in A and E with third degree burns. And the tea was fuckin awful. |
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My wife woke up with bags under her eyes this morning. Me and my mate were trying to get them in her mouth . |
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I've just read that small children can choke on nuts. Does this mean i should only teabag fat kids? |
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by fat_chris74 in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 22.2
| When my boss told me he was going to sack me today, I misunderstood...... Damn his balls are hairy. |
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