Jokes under Illness and mortality > Bowel

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A girl brought her boyfriend home late one night. With her parents being asleep in bed, she asked him to be quiet. So when he said he was desperate to use the bathroom , rather than sending him upstairs and risk waking her parents, she told him to use the kitchen sink instead. A few minutes later he popped his head around the door. "Have you finished" she whispered. "Yeah" he said, "Have you got any paper?"

Joke by superhorse in Illness and mortality - Bowel - Added: 5 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 778

Illness and mortality > Bowel

216446

Is there any more nerve-racking moment for a man than attempting the first fart after having diahorrea?

Joke by scott633 in Sex and shit - Farting (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 736.2

Sex and shit > Farting
Illness and mortality > Bowel

366270

Constipation: same shit, different day.

Joke by Frank_Castle in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 729.6

Other > Wordplay
Sex and shit > Shit
Illness and mortality > Bowel

575452

The Sun: "Gunman shoots innocent civillian, then laughs" The Daily Telegraph: "Gunman laughs as he shoots victim" The Daily Mail: "Nigger! Trigger! Snigger!"

Joke by sock cooker in Illness and mortality - Bowel (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 701.2

Illness and mortality > Bowel
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My son came over to me today and said, "Dad, I just had an accident". I said, "don't worry about it, your Mum had an accident once". He said "really?" So I replied, "Yeah, and now it pisses all over itself".

Joke submitted by kieranhainez, originally by cyanide and happiness in Illness and mortality - Bowel - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 474.8

Illness and mortality > Bowel

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When you say the word 'poop', your mouth does the same motion as your arse hole. The same can be said for the phrase, 'explosive diarrhoea'.

Joke by kung pow in Illness and mortality - Bowel - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 354.4

Illness and mortality > Bowel

231230

Hereditary diarrhoea. It runs in the family.

Joke by Tom_the_Bomb in Illness and mortality - Bowel - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 310.6

Illness and mortality > Bowel

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The mother-in-law storms in the living room and shouts, "Right, which one of you has diarrhoea and splashed it all up the seat?" "Sorry Eileen, it's me, but there wasn't any toilet paper to wipe it off." "And why would I fucking keep any in my Renault Clio?"

Joke by kamsy123 in Illness and mortality - Bowel - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 284.2

Illness and mortality > Bowel

440552

Farting when you have diahorrea. That shows some guts.

Joke by cc1957 in Illness and mortality - Bowel - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 282.2

Illness and mortality > Bowel

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea. Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Joke by niggers out in Illness and mortality - Bowel - Added: 5 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 240.6

Illness and mortality > Bowel

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