Jokes under Illness and mortality > Bowel
|Is there any more nerve-racking moment for a man than attempting the first fart after having diahorrea?|
The Sun: "Gunman shoots innocent civillian, then laughs"
The Daily Telegraph: "Gunman laughs as he shoots victim"
The Daily Mail: "Nigger! Trigger! Snigger!"
|My son came over to me today and said, "Dad, I just had an accident". I said, "don't worry about it, your Mum had an accident once". He said "really?" So I replied, "Yeah, and now it pisses all over itself".|
When you say the word 'poop', your mouth does the same motion as your arse hole.
The same can be said for the phrase, 'explosive diarrhoea'.
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