Jokes under Sex and shit > Tampons
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A woman in Boots sees a deal offering 5 boxes of Tampax for a pound. She can't believe how good the deal is and asks the manager, "Is that price correct?" "Sure is," says the manager, "It's a special offer, 5 boxes for a pound and there are no strings attached!" |
 
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| For a cheap laugh at your wife's expense... try slipping a party popper into her tampon box. |
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by xkombatxwombatx in Sex and shit - Tampons - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,164.2
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I've just seen the clearasil advert where the lad asks to borrow the girls lipstick. I use the same tactic with tampons. |
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by ballbust in Sex and shit - Tampons (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 480
| Today I feel like a tampon. In a good place... at the wrong time. |
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Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those two tampons?" The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts." |
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by Staffs Giraffe in Sex and shit - Tampons - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 364.6
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I've come up with a new invention - a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she's at her worst. |
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My girlfriend has asked me to go down on her whilst she's on her period. I said, "I'll see if I can pull a few strings." |
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by 123max in Sex and shit - Tampons (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 218.4
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My wife's been looking for a tampon that fits her properly for years. She's finally given up and thrown in the towel. |
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| If women are so obsessed with big cocks why are they so fucking happy when they make a smaller tampon? |
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by Yogibear612 in Sex and shit - Tampons (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 148.8
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My missus is a clever bitch. She always buys slimline tampons so that the cashier thinks she has a tight vagina. She just uses four at once. |
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