Jokes under Events > Fathers Day
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I told my wife that she has to buy me a Father's Day present. I mean, why should I suffer just because she had a miscarriage? |
 
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by ray piste in Events - Fathers Day (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 946
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She woke me up this morning by slipping under the duvet and stroking my cock - next thing I'm getting a great blowie. After 10 minutes she emerged, wiping her lips. "That was great, love," I grinned. "I thought you'd enjoy it," she said, winking. "Happy Father's Day, Dad." |
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by drof in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 864.8
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What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Father's day. |
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Normally my wife helps my little boy make my Father's Day card, but this year I could tell he'd made it all by himself. Because it was fucking rubbish. |
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| Well it's that time of year again when the £80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks. |
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None of my illegitimate sons sent me a card today. Bastards. |
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So now the wife has got the stinking hump.. Just because I received more Father's Day cards than we have kids. |
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Glasgow. The only place where Fathers Day cards are sold in packs of 5 |
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My wife just said, "If you're good today, I'll give you a Fathers' Day blowjob later." Her dad looked as shocked as I was. |
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I think my son is very depressed. He sent me a Father's Day card this morning, and all it read was, "You should have pulled out!" |
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