Jokes under Celebrities > Princess Diana
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I went out with a girl last week, she told me she wanted to be 'treated like a Princess' So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove it into a wall. |
 
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by captain slow in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,497.8
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. |
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by caliban in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,461.8
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Cheer up Prince Charles! They only vandalised your car with a bit of white paint. It's not like they deliberately chased your car into a tunnel during the night and murdered you. |
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by eggs1990 in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,021.2
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I've just added Princess Diana as a friend on the Xbox. I don't think she has any games for it though, because she's always on the dashboard. |
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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana? A Mercedes will easily reach 40. |
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by coathanger in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 947.4
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What's the difference between Sickipedia and Princess Diana? People actually care when Sickipedia crashes |
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by charlieeee in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 708.4
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What's the Queen getting Fergie for Christmas? A black Mercedes and a trip to Paris. |
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by coathanger in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 694.4
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What would Princess Diana be doing now if she was still alive? Scratching the fuck out of her coffin lid. |
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by coathanger in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 658.2
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Do you remember where you were when you heard the tragic news that Princess Diana had died? I certainly do. It was the best day of my life. I'm a florist. |
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by Boogaloo in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 576.4
| So Will and Kate drove off in his dad's Aston Martin. I wonder why he didn't use his mother's car? |
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by bananaaaron in Celebrities - Princess Diana (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 411
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