Jokes under Celebrities > Barack Obama
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I heard on the news today that Gordon Brown is now eating 9 bananas a day in a bid to get healthy and be the leader he wants to be. Eat all the bananas you want Gordon, it won't make you Obama. |
 
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by terra_ryzin in Celebrities - Barack Obama (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 1,101.4
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Barack Obama won the election on a platform of "change." I say, "what change?" because what's so new about a black guy coming in to clean up a mess a white man created? |
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by Cleveland in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 1,039.8
| Apparently, on hearing that Barack Obama had won the presidency, his dad's brother exclaimed, "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle..." |
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by goonerphil in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,036.4
| Haven't you found it ironic that Americans have been comparing George Bush to a chimp for the past 8 years and now they are going to replace him with a monkey |
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by EnglishWhiteBoy in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 897.8
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David Cameron: "I look forward to working with Barack Obama for the next four years." Two years, Dave, two years. |
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by binladensson in Celebrities - Barack Obama (+ 2 more) - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 861.8
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He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback but she decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse darling." Little Tony said "Oh OK" and went back outside to play with the other kids. A few minutes later he [...] |
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by Extreme_biker0 in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 856.4
| The last thing America needs is a black man in the White House begging for change. |
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| Gordon Brown met with Barack Obama today. They agreed that if the Americans put the Queen on their stamps, we will keep their president on our jam jars. |
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Barack Obama moves into the White House today. Surprise, surprise, another black man in government assisted housing. |
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| Is Barack Obama the first Black Man to beat a white woman and not serve time for it? |
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by Snitchio in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 4 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 682.8
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