Jokes under Celebrities > Will Smith
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My son told me a joke this morning: "How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints!" I know, I got the answer wrong too. |
 
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by furiousg in Celebrities - Will Smith (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 384.8
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How do you know where Will Smith has been in the snow? You look for the fresh prints! |
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by Nobodys Hero in Celebrities - Will Smith - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 246.8
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Just read the headline "Will Smith to run for US President?" Think they need to update their website; he's been president for over a year now. |
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by samuelbooth88 in Celebrities - Will Smith (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 188.4
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I went for an interview at a blacksmiths the other day. Apparently dressing up as Will Smith for Halloween doesn't count as "experience". |
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by scottishdave in Celebrities - Will Smith - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 107.6
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on the intro to fresh prince of bel-air did anyone else think its ironic how the fresh prince gets out of the taxi without paying? ---------------------------- If you had the money to ever take a cab, you'd know people generally pay while still in the car, then step out. Chav, are you...? |
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Just saw a great fantasy film called 'The Pursuit of Happiness' All about a black guy getting a job. |
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by Brit_Miller in Celebrities - Will Smith - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 40.6
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My mate said to me 'Is it wrong that I fancy Willow Smith even though she's only 10?' I said 'Of course it's wrong! She's black.' |
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by anythingyoudontlike in Celebrities - Will Smith - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 37.6
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Will Smith lived for years on his own in 'I am Legend'. 24 hours after a woman shows up, he dies. And the bitch stole his bacon |
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| I'm not sure which I find more unrealistic about the film Hancock. The fact that people have super powers and can fly, or the fact a black person ends up being liked. |
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Will Smith has been cast as Captain America in the remake of the film. Isn't Hollywood taking Political Correctness a bit too far. Fuck me, we'll see a Black President next. |
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