Jokes under Sex and shit > Sex Lines
A girl said to me earlier, "You've got the body of a God, shame it's Buddha!"
I replied, "You've got a face like a princess, shame it's Diana's."
That shut the bitch up.
A man walks up to a lass in a night club and says "Hi, the names Bond."
She says "Don't tell me - your first name's James?"
"No," he replies "it's Uni - I'm here to fill your crack."
|I've been saving a fortune lately. Instead of spending a fortune ringing expensive sex lines, I ring the Samaritans and say, "talk dirty or I'll kill myself!"|
sick chat up line:
Guy: "Hey, is your dad in prison by any chance?"
Girl: "No, why?"
Guy: "Because, if I was your dad, I'm sure I'D be in prison."
I was stood at the bar last night, when this girl came up beside me.
Looking her up and down, I said, "If I could rearrange the alphabet..."
"Let me guess," she said, "you'd put U and I together?"
I said, "No fatty, I'd put U at the back of the Q."
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