Jokes under Sex and shit > Sexism
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I don't understand why women want to be equal when they could be better. That shows a lack of ambition to me. Which is why men are better. |
 
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I was on Dragons' Den but got chucked out. Apparently asking Deborah Meaden to "fuck off and get me a sandwich while the men talk business" is unacceptable. |
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by jibjab in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,400.4
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Just watched the WKD advert, where the bloke walks in to the toilet to have a shit whilst his wife's taking a relaxing bath. After laughing at it, my girlfriend turns to me and says, "I bet you a man made this!" Course a man made it - it's an advert, not a Sunday roast. |
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I left my phone at home this morning, I've just nipped home at lunchtime to pick it up and my wife had sent me a text at 9:38am saying: "Hi hun, you've left your phone in the kitchen" What the fuck am I still doing with this woman? |
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by thewhackcat in Sex and shit - Sexism (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,512.8
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"One lady owner." So the clutch is fucked then. |
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by HoneyBadger in Sex and shit - Sexism - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,419.6
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When a friend asks, "What's a good comeback when my boyfriend asks me to go make him a sandwich," The correct answer under no circumstances is, "Come back with a fucking sandwich." |
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by algycolborn in Sex and shit - Sexism - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1,296.8
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Some universities have Women Studies, but no Men Studies. That's pretty sexist, but then I realised we do have Men Studies. It's called History. |
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submitted by realizationofanation, originally by Lamebook in Sex and shit - Sexism - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,223.2
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I was wondering if anyone could tell me which channel I could find the Women's FA Cup Final on? I've already checked cooking and comedy... |
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| If women think they aren't meant to cook, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them? |
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Wonder woman hasn't actually got a cape, She just turned her apron around. |
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