Jokes under Celebrities > Fern Britton
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I have a new idea for a new TV show. It involves Chris Tarrant being kidnapped and tortured by Fern Britton. It would be called, 'Britton's Got Tarrant'. |
 
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by evo88888888 in TV - ??? Other (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 136.8
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It has been announced that Fern Britton is to leave "This Morning" to pursue a music career. Apparently she has a Gastric Band. Can't wait to hear them. |
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Fern Britton had a gastric band fitted last year .... to one of her stomachs. When I say gastric band it was actually a fan belt from a 747. |
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by sickipediaismylife in Celebrities - Fern Britton - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 69
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Fern Britton announced she’s quitting the ‘This Morning’ TV program, because she’s ”fed up of being in Philip Schofield’s shadow”. How does that work Fern? You’re three times wider than him! |
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by jacketpotato in Celebrities - Fern Britton - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 31.6
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HI THERE! I'm Fern Britton, and that machine over there took 12 stone off me! It's a bacon slicer. |
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So Fearne Britton has left as presenter of ITV's This Morning Programme. That should make everyone's mid-morning wank a bit easier. |
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by Somersjd01 in Celebrities - Fern Britton (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 22.2
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I hear Fern Britton is leaving "This Morning" Bet it's not before lunch ... |
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by sparkyboy69 in Celebrities - Fern Britton - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 16.2
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Raoul Moat now targeting 'wider' public, say police... Fern Britton is shitting herself. |
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by nocturnal_predator in Celebrities - Fern Britton (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 13.4
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Sky News: 'Briton due in court over girlfriends death' Jesus, I didn't even know Fern was gay nevermind a murderer. |
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BBC News: "South Yemen car bomb kills Briton" Now all I need to do is get Schofield and my job is done |
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