Jokes under In The News > Royal Mail
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Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat and his unionised cat, Early in the morning, They're still in bed a-snoring, And I'm wondering where's my post you fucking twat. |
 
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by rufnek2kx in TV - Childrens TV (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 2,754
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I work as a postman. The pay isn't great, but anything addressed to 'Cash 4 Gold' is a good bonus. |
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by Vicar in a Tutu in Other - Professions (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1,449.6
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I'm so worried - I don’t know what to do now postmen have voted to stage a national strike. If only scientists could invent a way for us to use computers to send mail electronically over the internet. |
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by spiritleader in In The News - Royal Mail - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,192.6
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Most people get what's coming to them. Unless it was sent by Royal Mail. |
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I have the solution to the postal strikes, Pay them by cheque and send it by post! |
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Every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day. I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office. |
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by Dog Botherer in Crime - Theft (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 613.4
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I hope plenty of postmen were intending to fly British Airways this Christmas. See how they fucking like it. |
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I adopted a polar bear from one of those WWF adverts a while back. I know there have been postal strikes...but I want my fucking polar bear. |
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by consoler111 in In The News - Royal Mail - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 506.4
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There seems to be a major panic on at the moment, about the postal workers going on strike with the run up to Christmas. I really don't give a fuck to be honest, my parcels are delivered by Santa anyway... |
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by youcunt in Events - Christmas (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 462.4
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I just got a letter of confirmation from the Royal Mail saying that I will be working for them. I start 3 years ago. |
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