Jokes under Sex and shit > 69
|Am I the only person who adjusts their purchases, so that the fit cashier bird has to say, "That will be one sixty-nine please."?|
A school teacher asks her young students
"What comes after 69?"
One little girl raises her hand so the teacher lets her speak.
"Well, you clean your face then wash your mouth out....duh!"
The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us.
He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone...
I asked my girlfriend if she'd give me a 68 the other day...
"A 68?" she said....
"Yes, you give me a blow job and I'll owe you one!"
|The sexual position formerly known as the "69" is now called the "96". Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has gone up.|
A man was laying in bed with his new Chinese bride.
"How do you fancy a 69, love?" he asked.
She replied, "If you think I'm cooking this time of night, you can go fuck yourself."
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