Jokes under Politics > Censorship
| I lied on my CV. I said I worked for MI5, and they’ll never find out I'm bullshitting; when they ask what it was like working there, all you need to reply with is, “I'm not allowed to say.” |
 
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by danntj in Other - Professions (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 317.4
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You know what the worst part of censorship is? It's that fact that **********************************. |
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The Americans always go over the top, I mean, in Britain we have a humble starting pistol, Over there they have fucking finishing bombs. |
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by theinfamouscuro in Politics - Censorship (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 46.6
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I've never been a big fan of censorship and I think it's about time it was completely removed from media. They could start with telling us the real title of "Blankety Blank." |
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"Hear today about Yuri, comrade?" "The man taken in night by secret police?" "Yes." "No I did not." "Neither did I." |
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by dgriff in Politics - Censorship (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 29.2
| Just got the best weed ever!!!!!!!!! I call it "The Qur'an" because when light one up, I get stoned. |
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by AlTeREGo9_11 in Religion - Muslim (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 29.2
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Mary Whitehouse. All those years of anti-filth campaigning, and her only lasting achievement was.... Having a porn magazine named after her. Absolutely priceless. |
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by Fiddlerboy in Sex and shit - Pornography (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 24.2
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The BBC had to pull Rage Against The Machine off air, after singing "Fuck you I wont do what you tell me" The dj then said "Sorry we needed to get rid of that because it suddenly turned into something that we weren't expecting, well we were but we asked them not to, but they did it anyway", You can't write this stuff. |
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| I was just searching through my Sky guide and on one channel was "100 orgasms a day" and on the next channel "Over her dead body". That's my night in sorted. |
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| In my Flash Forward, I'm sitting watching flash forward still trying to wonder what the fuck its all about. |
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by Stuart Torrance in Politics - Censorship - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 18.6
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