Jokes under Sex and shit > Inbred
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My girlfriend has just left me for a guy from Norfolk. She says he's better at foreplay. To be fair, I can't compete, he has 8 fingers on each hand. |
 
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A fight breaks out at a wedding. A man pulls out a gun and shoots his Grandad, Brother, and Uncle but there is only one victim. How is this possible? Answer: The wedding was held in Norfolk |
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findafamilymember.co.uk Norfolk's number 1 dating website. |
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A man walked into a tattoo shop. "Good afternoon sir, what can we do for you?" "Well, I'm really passionate about my home town, and want something done on my knuckles, you know?" "No problem sir, what did you want exactly?" "N-O-R-W-I-C-H on this hand, and C-I-T-Y-F-C on this one." |
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by lewllew in Sex and shit - Inbred (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 356.2
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Dear Matt Groening I was just wondering why you give your characters two fewer fingers than humans. Tom age 9 Norfolk, UK |
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by 4lanes2heads in Sex and shit - Inbred (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 325
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Over the years, I have completely spoilt my teenage daughter. For other men |
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Inbread sex. Best with your naan. |
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submitted by Effedup, originally by Lee Mack in Sex and shit - Inbred - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 68.4
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Unfortunately our daughter was born retarded. I think it must come from my sister's side of the family. |
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"This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. And this little piggy went weee! weee! weee! weee! All the way home.. ...And, erm, this little piggy went to meet his friend at the market. And this little piggy stayed at his appartment. and this little piggy had roast lamb." I hate it when I have to babysit my nephew from Tamworth. |
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I have had sex with everyone that I work with. But then again, it is a family business. |
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