Jokes under Sex and shit > Bragging
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I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter: 'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone. Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.' And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder... What the hell does 'ternative' mean? |
 
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by pissingonviKINGS in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 3,685.4
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Just read the headline "man admits 8 hour sex attack" To be fair if I could manage 8 hours I would want people to know about it as well. |
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by fagnut in Sex and shit - Bragging (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 703.2
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I have a claim to fame you know... I used to be the world's youngest person. |
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by sorry if my jokes are shit in Sex and shit - Bragging - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 628.6
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." |
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submitted by DumbShit, originally by Emo Philips in Sex and shit - Bragging - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 513.4
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When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a spider. Just to hear the words "Oh my God, it's huge!" |
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I always try to be modest. Because I'm so brilliant at it! |
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Aliens are abducting men with big cocks - you other guys are safe. I'm just posting this to say goodbye. |
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by Crippitycrap in Sex and shit - Bragging - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 240.6
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Modern philosophy: If I went to the gym but then didn't write a Facebook status about it, did it ever really happen? |
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He [...] |
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by THE PRESIDENT in Sex and shit - Bragging - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 214.4
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I just bought a complete set of chef's knives for two hundred quid. But I'm confused, which one is the best for piercing the film on my microwaveable meal? |
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by tartanspartan in Sex and shit - Bragging - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 213
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