Jokes under Sex and shit > Homophobia
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I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet? |
 
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I'm so homophobic, I devised a way of wanking without touching my own knob. My mate Dave does it for me. |
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by city hobgoblin in Sex and shit - Homophobia - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 988.2
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One direction should be renamed 'Marlboro' Because they're a pack of fags. |
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Men think about sex every seven seconds. Which is why I eat hot dogs in under six seconds... so it doesn't get weird. |
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by jimboleem1 in Sex and shit - Blow Job (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 825.6
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In school, we had an assembly on bullying. The teacher spoke about a young gay boy, being bullied because of his sexuality. She spoke in length about his life, and the verbal abuse he suffers. She then asked a question, 'How do you think he takes it?' Apparently, 'Up the arse!' wasn't a suitable answer. |
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by destroyer69 in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 588.2
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I threw a fag on the ground, which resulted in a council official coming up to me. Luckily he was homophobic as well, so we both kicked the fuck out of him. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Homophobia - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 569.8
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I find all these jokes with Boyzone lyrics alarming, as it strikes me that, for so many of you to understand the jokes you must listen to Boyzone, which means this site is teeming with closet homosexuals. And that disturbs me. |
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by Tzameti in Celebrities - Band/Group (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 544.2
| I've always taught my kids that smoking's bad, but when I caught my son in his room with a fag, I really wish he'd just taken up smoking instead. |
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by sluggers in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 542.8
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My teenage son came home last week and said, 'Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I've been trying for years to come to terms with it, but the fact is I'm gay.' That must have taken some courage to say. I wonder how he's coming to terms with being homeless? |
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I was on Family Fortunes recently. Where I was asked: "to name something associated with fairies". Apparently, "Brighton", wasn't the answer they were looking for. |
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by LordLucam in TV - ??? Other (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 354.6
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