Jokes under Celebrities > Pavarotti
Pavarotti meets Princess Diana in heaven.
He says, "I wish I had a halo as big as yours."
She replies, "Fuck off you fat bastard. It's a steering wheel."
Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates,
St Peter opens them and says,
"Oh its you Luciano, come on in",
"Here's an envelope for you from the pope"
St Peter opens it and reads...
"Here's that tenor I owe you"
|If anyone is interested, I've got tickets for the opera this weekend. They're a tenor less than advertised!|
They are replacing Pavarotti in the three tenors with Elton John.
They are going to be called two tenors and a nine bob note.
I went to watch Pavarotti last week in concert...He's a miserable bastard...
Doesn't like anybody joining in!
They've decided to microwave Pavarotti instead of cremating him so they can save on the gas bill...
It ain't over till the fat bastard pings.
|I went into Marks and Spencers and asked the girl, "I need a gift for a tenner, what do you have?" She asked "Who is it for?" I said "Pavarotti."|
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