Jokes under Celebrities > Pavarotti
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Pavarotti meets Princess Diana in heaven. He says, "I wish I had a halo as big as yours." She replies, "Fuck off you fat bastard. It's a steering wheel." |
 
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by moppettcat in Celebrities - Pavarotti (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 283
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Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates, St Peter opens them and says, "Oh its you Luciano, come on in", Pavarotti says, "Here's an envelope for you from the pope" St Peter opens it and reads... "Here's that tenor I owe you" |
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| If anyone is interested, I've got tickets for the opera this weekend. They're a tenor less than advertised! |
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They are replacing Pavarotti in the three tenors with Elton John. They are going to be called two tenors and a nine bob note. |
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I had a bet last week that Pavarotti would live until 75. I've just lost a tenor. |
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I went to watch Pavarotti last week in concert...He's a miserable bastard... Doesn't like anybody joining in! |
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So it would appear Pavarotti isn't singing anymore. I bet he's starting to hum though. |
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They've decided to microwave Pavarotti instead of cremating him so they can save on the gas bill... It ain't over till the fat bastard pings. |
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by robbymanuelsmom in Celebrities - Pavarotti - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 24
| I went into Marks and Spencers and asked the girl, "I need a gift for a tenner, what do you have?" She asked "Who is it for?" I said "Pavarotti." |
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What's worse than being Madeleine McCann's parents? Being Pavarotti's Pall Bearer. |
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