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Sarah Jessica Parker walks in to a bar.

She clearly isn't getting any better at show jumping. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by badtaste_123 in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 347


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A Blonde, a Brunette, a Redhead and a Horse are sitting in a cafe.

I believe that's the plot to the new Sex and the City movie. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by witty92 in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 246.6




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I once bought Sarah Jessica Parker some shoes. It was fucking expensive...

...the blacksmith only sold them in fours. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Richoften in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 230.2


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I have to say I was never a fan of Sex and the City, but after seeing War Horse I have a much better opinion of Sarah Jessica Parker! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cometjoy in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 175.2


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I just said, "Hey!" to Sarah Jessica Parker and she got really excited.

She must have thought I meant hay. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wDarren in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 110


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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!

But Sarah Jessica Parker will do. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by leeds-lad19 in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 101


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As a child, Sarah Jessica Parker suffered from dehydration.


Her mum could only lead her to the water, not make her drink it. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ozzyozzy in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 100.4


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I got my girlfriend a "Sex in the City" boxset for Valentine's day.

She told me to return it. Apparently it contains 25% horse. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by SickoJonesy in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 93.2


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Apparently, Sarah Jessica Parker will be appearing in a new series of "Who do you think you are?"

She will take the opportunity to trace the origins of her ugly features and wooden acting to her grandfather, who was a regular on Thunderbirds. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by marley in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 65.2


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You can lead a horse to water, but Sarah Jessica Parker won't drink it unless it's VOSS. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jimboleem1 in Celebrities - Sarah Jessica Parker - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 35.2



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