Jokes under Other > Family
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My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?" |
 
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by bawbag in Sex and shit - Incest (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 3,458.8
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What's the biggest difference between men and women? What they mean, when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film." |
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I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning. She's still too young to understand what I was doing, though. |
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One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them. The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, but the third one's arm was too short to reach. |
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My Gran said to me, "Young men of today just aren't as polite and charming as they were when I was young." I had to explain, "That's because they aren't trying to fuck you now." |
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by theclarkman in Other - Family (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,841.2
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Yesterday, my mum asked me to hand out invitations for my brother's surprise birthday party. That's when I realised he was the favourite twin. |
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My mother-in-law borrowed £500 from me and I've not seen the bitch for six months! Well worth it if you ask me! |
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I'm never having the sex talk with my son again. I'm sick of listening to him boasting. |
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I went to a funeral yesterday with my girlfriend, It was the first time I had met most of her family. God they're miserable fuckers. |
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