Jokes under Crime > Asphyxiation
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My wife likes me to strangle her until she passes out during sex. I think. |
 
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I bought a new necklace earlier that made my skin go a funny blue colour so I suspected it was a rip off. Turns out it was a 24ct gold bracelet. |
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submitted by WayOutWest, originally by help from boombyebye in Crime - Asphyxiation (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 233.6
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I must have really pissed off my wife when I tried erotic asphyxiation on her whilst we were having sex. She's been lying there for five days now, giving me the silent treatment. |
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by spiritleader in Crime - Asphyxiation (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 188
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Fucking the wife last night, she screamed, "God, I'm coming!" It was about then that I decided to loosen my grip on her throat. |
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I noticed my local florist was doing 70% off all bunches of flowers. I couldn't miss out on that, so I went and killed the mother in law. |
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SKY NEWS: Woman, 98, 'Strangled 100-Year-Old Room-Mate' Whatever happened to "respect your elders"? |
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| Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has. Asthma |
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submitted by paedo, originally by MLIA in Illness and mortality - Breathing Problems (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 40.8
| I could talk about asphyxiation till I'm blue in the face. |
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| I'm thinking of posting a home movie on erotic asphyxiation, but don't hold your breath |
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Women are off their heads. My girlfriend just asked me if I was into Auto-Erotic-Asphyxiation? I thought, I've never heard of them but I like rock music, so to impress her I said... "Yes." The crazy bitch nearly choked the shit out of me. |
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