Jokes under Sex and shit > Mile High Club
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Actual quote from BBC breakfast ...the new female pilot for Red Arrows had to beat off thirty male competitors to get the job... insert joke here |
 
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by sarcasticus in Sex and shit - Mile High Club - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 378.6
| I couldn't give a flying fuck about the mile high club. |
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by broongerboy in Sex and shit - Mile High Club - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 201.6
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Ladies, I would definitely suggest joining the Mile High Club because you know what's good for when your ears pop? Swallowing. |
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by rety in Sex and shit - Blow Job (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 31.4
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I joined the mile high club once... I was flying solo at the time, but I think it still counts... |
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| I told the woman, who was changing her baby's diaper next to me on the airplane, to take it in the bathroom. She said, "It's too cramped in there." I told her, "I've had sex in those bathrooms. If two grown men can fit in there, you and that baby should have no problem." |
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I'm not saying I'm a premature ejaculator... But when I tried to join the mile high club, I shot my load in Duty Free. |
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by tartanspartan in Sex and shit - Mile High Club - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 14.4
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I was on the flight home the other day when some blonde woman tapped me on the shoulder and asked me if i'd like to join "The Mile High Club". I quickly explained that cruising altitude was well over five miles high and sent her on her way. Shame, she was fucking hot. |
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| I'm so unfit I get a stitch when I have a wank. |
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by sheepy555 in Sex and shit - Mile High Club (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 11.4
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My wife joined the mile high club last night. That ejector seat off ebay worked a treat in her car |
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Had sex on a train yesterday. Joined the metre high club. |
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by tartanspartan in Sex and shit - Mile High Club - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 8.4
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