Jokes under Sex and shit > Swinging
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I get all the best women at swingers parties. That Ferrari keyring was the best £1.50 I've ever spent. |
 
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by thirdbluesbrother in Sex and shit - Swinging - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 274
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I bought a raffle ticket the other night. I won bugger all. I love the raffles at our swingers club. |
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by The crossbow cannibal in Sex and shit - Swinging - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 208.6
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I went to a swingers party last night. I approached one beautiful woman and said, "Fancy a suck on this love?" She said, "You're new to this aren't you?" I said, "What makes you say that?" She said, "You're dressed as Tarzan". |
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I said to my wife that we should go to the beach near to where we live. She said "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded" I was lost for words. |
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submitted by Itchy Trigger Finger Beaver, originally by Yogi Bera in Sex and shit - Swinging - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 131.4
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My neighbour said to me today: "Dave, how come you have so many cars?" "Well," I said "The wife and I have been doing a bit of swinging recently" "Oh right" he said sheepishly "Do a lot of them stay over then?" "No" I said "It's just that every time she pulls a set of keys out the hat, the owner fucks off" |
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To spice up our sex life, the Missus suggested we tried wife swapping. I enjoyed it at first, but it lost its charm when I realised you had to swap back. |
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by Mr Stu Pidtwat in Sex and shit - Swinging - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 94.4
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I said to my wife, "We have been invited to a swingers party, what do you think?" "I am well up for that, sounds great!" she replied. "Great," I said. "I'll ring your Dad back now then and let him know we are coming." |
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Taking the missus to a wife swapping party tonight. Hoping to get a PS3 in return. |
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by John Merrick in Sex and shit - Swinging - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 67.4
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Me and the wife recently got into swinging. She sat on it while I pushed her as high as I could. |
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The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen bring up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian. Discussio [...] |
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by sinjinistar123 in Sex and shit - Swinging - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 36.4
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