Jokes under In The News > Earthquakes
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I heard an Italian woman covered in dust saying to the reporter, "I just thank God I'm alive." I hope she remembered to thank her kind hearted imaginary friend for sending the earthquake in the first place. |
 
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Earthquake in Lebanon! 500,000 dead! - USA sending money - France sending food - Australia sending replacements. |
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by immortalshadow666 in In The News - Earthquakes - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 963.6
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"Second British Haiti death confirmed" Shit guys, it's twice as bad as we thought. |
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by spiritleader in In The News - Earthquakes - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 795.6
| An Italian walked over a library. |
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by GIZZARD in In The News - Earthquakes (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 746.8
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The Guardian: "Haiti earthquake death toll may be 100 000" The Telegraph: "Haiti earthquake: death toll may hit 200 000" Yahoo! News: "Haiti quake toll tops 200 000" Daily Mail: "Penelope Cruz pictured frolicking with Javier Bardem" The Daily Mail, denying the existence of black people since 1896. |
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by spiritleader in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 723.2
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Did anyone else hear about the bloke that was trapped under a hotel ruin for two days in Haiti? He says that the iphone managed to save his life. He was able to use different apps on it to look up treatment to cuts and wounds, as well as using it as an alarm clock every 20 minutes to make sure he didnt fall asleep. Am I the only one missing something here? Why didn't he just phone someone for help? |
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Pizza Hut has created a brand new pizza. It's called The Haitian. Well, I say brand new. It's just like The Hawaiian, but at a knock down price. |
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I couldn't get to sleep last night. There were loud noises outside, and I kept tossing and turning, but I just couldn't get comfortable, I was hot, then freezing, then itchy, it was unbearable. Then I thought of the children in Haiti who have been forced to sleep on what's left of their streets.. And then I thought, great, now I have an erection to add to my list of distractions. |
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by Spudrifle in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 604
| Hi, I'm Richter Scale and Haiti 7.0 was my idea. |
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"Boy freed 8 days after earthquake" Guess they realised he wasn't to blame. |
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