Jokes under Illness and mortality > Special Needs
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I can't believe Jimmy Carr is in trouble just for making a joke about retarded kids. My brother is a retard, and when I told him the joke, he shat himself. |
 
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by 8 ace in Illness and mortality - Special Needs - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 410
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It's not easy raising a son with special needs. He's always taking the piss out of me. |
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by sidneytheyid in Illness and mortality - Special Needs - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 115.2
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I read a sign outside my local primary school saying: "Slow children playing." I thought, fucking hell that can't do much for their self-esteem, but then I realised that they probably won't be able to read it. |
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submitted by t o b y y y, originally by Jimmy Carr in Illness and mortality - Special Needs - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 102.8
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Which character in Doctor Who is mentally handicapped? The Tard is. |
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| Raping kids with downs syndrome is fucking retarded |
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by ScoCmac in Illness and mortality - Down's Syndrome (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 73.2
| I applied for a job in a mental hospital and they said I needed 24 hours experience with a retard... so I was wondering what were you doing tomorrow. |
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Busload of mentally-handicapped kids stops at a hotel. The driver walks in and orders steak and chips. "What about the vegetables?" asks the waiter. "They'll have cheese butties." |
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by jj0714 in Illness and mortality - Special Needs - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 43.6
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I am very happy today. I have just overheard my parents saying they think I have special knees. |
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by sidneytheyid in Illness and mortality - Special Needs (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 36.6
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I bought a retarded kid on ebay last week. He hasn't arrived yet... maybe it's because I didn't pay for special delivery |
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by jaymucca in Illness and mortality - Special Needs - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 26.4
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Ever since I shouted at my special needs pupils they've been making a real effort to get to class early. I don't think they understood what I meant when I said I was fed up with them being 'tardy. |
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by Gunk Rhyme in Illness and mortality - Special Needs - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 25
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