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I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid penis.

I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jimboleem1 in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2,018


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My missus dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged with being good in bed..."

After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lukeyflukey in Illness and mortality - Erectile Dysfunction - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 1,311.2




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ATTENTION: for all men who suffer from premature ejaculation, there will be an anonymous meeting at the local pub tomorrow...

...Be sure to come early! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TheBritishAreFuckingCunts in Sex and shit - Orgasm (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1,158.2


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I was supposed to go on a date last night, and the girl I was meeting called me this morning, very upset that I didn't show up.
I said, "Sorry about that, I suffer from premature ejaculation."
"Well that's very unfortunate," she replied, "but if you were embarrased about something you could have turned up and explained it to me."

"I wasn't embarrased about it," I explained, "I came in my pants on the way to the restaurant, [...]

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Joke by ElGringoBandito in Illness and mortality - Erectile Dysfunction - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 762.6


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Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

Frodo: "You're not fooling anyone, that was premature ejaculation and you know it." 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Greglar in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 731.6


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I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tesco complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up.

I think he had a wrecked aisle dysfunction. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Unassigned in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 613.2


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My missus said I was shit in bed!
"How the fuck can you tell that in thirty seconds?" I asked the bitch. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by raycyst in Illness and mortality - Erectile Dysfunction - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 572.8


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My boss is getting pretty pissed off with me. Whenever I see a Fire Exit I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point.

I suffer from premature evacuation. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 123max in Illness and mortality - Erectile Dysfunction - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 506.8


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Let's get something straight... there is no such thing as premature ejaculation. When I cum, it is bang on time! Just because you can't keep up, you silly bitch, it's not my problem. I got what I came for and I set a personal best too! I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sparkyjcs in Illness and mortality - Erectile Dysfunction - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 478.4


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Whoever said that, "laughter is the best medicine," never suffered from erectile dysfunction. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by phillyb in Illness and mortality - Erectile Dysfunction - Added: 2 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 435.8



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