Jokes under Illness and mortality > Infertile
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The newspapers are claiming that Michael Jackson was left infertile following a childhood beating. That must have been one hell of a wank. |
 
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by tez tickle in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 245.6
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My wife has been seeing a faith healer three times a week. I thought she was wasting her money, but I've been proved wrong. Despite doctors saying I am completely infertile, with the power of prayer, she is finally pregnant. |
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by Dog Botherer in Sex and shit - Adultery (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 141
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I've just found out my new girlfriend can't bear children. Which is fine by me, I hate the little bastards too. |
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About to give me a hand-job, my girlfriend said, "I'm going to make you infertile" I can't believe she pulled it off. |
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by LookeAnthony in Illness and mortality - Infertile - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 123.2
| I'd love to have kids, but infertility runs in my family... |
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by watsee in Illness and mortality - Infertile - Added: 4 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 111.6
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My wife mocked me, laughing, saying I had no lead in my pencil. She soon shut up when I told her I didn't have anyone worth writing to. |
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by Fiery Phoenix in Illness and mortality - Infertile - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 86.8
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My wife recently found out that she's infertile. Tearfully, she asked me, "Would you consider adopting." I replied, "Yes, OK, we can adopt a teenage girl and I'll impregnate her instead." |
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by ClitCommander in Illness and mortality - Infertile - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 34.6
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I love poached eggs. So I've just robbed an IVF clinic. |
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by drof in Illness and mortality - Infertile - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 34.6
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Medical experts have finally found a solution to cure infertility. Become a chav. |
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by Brit_Miller in Illness and mortality - Infertile - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 32.2
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My wife always calls me a useless cunt. Which is funny because she can't have kids. |
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by hitler cant dance in Illness and mortality - Infertile - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 29.8
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