Jokes under In The News > Iraq
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When Saddam Hussein was found guilty he was originally sentenced to be shot. His last request was to name his own firing squad: He chose Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher from 12 yards. |
 
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by darylsws in In The News - Iraq (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 553.4
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I bought Cluedo, the Iraqi edition. It's rubbish, nobody can find the weapons. |
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by deefer in In The News - Iraq (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 295.6
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I thought it would be another 10 years before the US troops left Iraq. I'm shocked. Who'd have thought they'd be able to get through the oil that quickly? |
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If Saddam Hussein had married Little Miss Muffett Would the Kurds have got their way? |
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What's the difference between Tampax and Saddam Hussein? One is a string hanging from a cunt... |
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| I saw some Saddam shirts on eBay. They're a bit tight around the neck, but they hang well. |
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I see Scarlett Johanson is selling a used tissue on ebay. She sneezed in it, now someone has bid £1500 for it. When I sent her a tissue containing my spunk, all I got was a fucking injunction!! One rule for the rich.... Well, the jokes on you, Scarlett. I was thinking of Miley Cyrus while knocking it out. |
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My best friend lost both his legs in Iraq and doesn't go out very often. I don't see as much of him as I used to. |
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| How rude! I rang Saddam to wish him a Happy New Year and the bastard hung up! |
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| Wouldn't it be easier for the news to just tell us when violence doesn't erupt in the Middle East? |
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