Jokes under Celebrities > Gordon Ramsay
| He can shout, scream and swear as much as he wants in order to try and butch up but the fact of the matter is, Gordon Ramsay is still doing a woman's job. |
 
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by mrtippet in Celebrities - Gordon Ramsay - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 652.8
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I'm going to tell Gordon Ramsay he needs botox. That'll wipe the smile off his fucking forehead. |
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Watching Gordon Ramsey Behind Bars - he wants the prisoners to show they have the ability to give something back to society. My TV and Playstation would be a nice fucking start. |
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I went to Gordon Ramsay's restaurant last night and I ordered some pasta. After taking a mouthful, I called Gordon over to my table. I said, "This pasta is overdone, it tastes like crap." He said, "That's bullshit, it's perfect, I've been cooking this pasta for over twenty-five years." I said, "No offence, mate, but twenty-five years is far too long for pasta." |
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by Marc Gatland in Celebrities - Gordon Ramsay - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 279
| No wonder Gordon Ramsay gets mad all the time, I'd be pretty pissed off too if I had to do the cooking. |
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Gordon Ramsay reminds me of a newspaper. Only with more headlines. |
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by Jill Dando in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 79.2
| Gordan Ramsey: proving that a man is better at a woman's only job. |
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by osamaftw in Celebrities - Gordon Ramsay - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 63.6
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Gordon Ramsay's Omelette Recipe.
You will need: 2 fucking eggs. Some fucking salt and pepper. Fucking chives. 1 fucking nob of fucking butter. The Method: Heat the fucking butter in the fucking omelette pan. Fucking break the fucking eggs into a fucking bowl. Fucking whisk the fuckers and add the fucking chives and some fucking salt and pepper to taste. When the fucking butter is hot, and the fu [...] |
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I've cooked my wife a dinner using one of Gordon Ramsay's recipes. If she doesn't fucking like it she can just fucking fuck off. |
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Gordon Ramsay's marriage. DONE |
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