Jokes under Sex and shit > Pulling
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I went back to a girl's house last night. After getting naked on the sofa, she pointed to her coffee table and said, "Would you rather shag me over that?" I said, "Yes I would, you're much prettier." |
 
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Saw two girls at the bar last night, so I approached the one and said, "Can I borrow your lighter mate?" She said, "I don't smoke." "Neither do I," I replied, "I want to dance with your fit friend, you tubby fuck." |
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I was stood at the bar last night, when this girl came up beside me. Looking her up and down, I said, "If I could rearrange the alphabet..." "Let me guess," she said, "you'd put U and I together?" I said, "No fatty, I'd put U at the back of the Q." |
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by Troubled_Joe in Sex and shit - Pulling (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 414.4
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I got chatting to this hot girl last night. 'You must have some points on your license,' I said. 'Aww because I've got 'fine' written all over me?' she winked. 'Well no ... because you're a woman.' |
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by danbrown17 in Sex and shit - Pulling (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 398.6
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I was in the bar earlier and the weirdest thing happened. This girl walked up to me and asked if my thigh would like a drink. I thought nothing of it and accepted. Later, she walked over and asked if my shin would like to come over for coffee. I thought, "Surely she must be pulling my leg." |
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I only seem to pull really thick women. Not one manages to give me her number correctly. |
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by James Wallace in Sex and shit - Pulling - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 263.8
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Last weekend I went out looking for a girl with movie star looks and ended up having a one-night-stand with a girl who had a face like a pig. She was a real babe. |
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by spiritleader in Sex and shit - Pulling - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 233.8
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They always say that the hottest person in the bar never gets hit on because people are intimidated to talk to them. I'm just going to assume that this is why I never get hit on. |
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submitted by TNT, originally by Ruminations in Sex and shit - Pulling - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 233.2
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I'd been chatting to this gorgeous girl in a nightclub all evening, and invited her back home for a drink. "I bet you've got something you want to show me, haven't you?" she grinned, moving a bit closer. "Wow, this is my lucky night," I thought, "She's into football stickers as well!" |
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| Get my coat, you've pulled a chauvinist. |
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by reynolp in Sex and shit - Pulling (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 227.4
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