Jokes under Illness and mortality > Skin
I just bet £100 at the bookies that they would find Maddie, at 1000-1 odds.
That way, if they ever do find her, I'll be able to afford a fucking good lawyer.
I went to casualty yesterday and said to the nurse, "I've been stung by a wasp, have you got anything for it?"
The nurse replied, "Whereabout's is it?"
I said, "I don't know, it could be fucking miles away by now."
|My wife's birth control pills also prevent acne. Ironically, when I was a teenager, acne was my form of birth control.|
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