Jokes under Events > Remembrance Day
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My Grandad spent most of the war on the lookout out for German bombers. He was a lifeguard at Berlin Swimming Baths. |
 
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There seems to be a real lack of jokes about Remembrance Sunday today. Proving that despite all the jokes about useless niggers, smelly pakis, idiotic yanks, disgusting poofs, abducted childen, vicar paedophilia, violent rape, celebrity deaths and necrophilia, Sickipedians still know when to draw the line... |
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1939-1945 means a lot to my Grandad. It's when Coronation Street has its advert break and he goes for his evening shit. |
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So it's 11/11/11. Not the first time Man United fans have seen 6-1's this year. |
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Remembrance Sunday next week. My dyslexic workmate came into work the other day wearing a Puppy. |
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by li0nhead in Events - Remembrance Day (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 122.4
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The two minutes silence in our office was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too. |
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I was telling my mate, "I've got respect for anyone who wears a poppy in Glasgow, it's fucking dangerous." "Why's that?" he asked. "You don't think the Catholics would attack you just for wearing a poppy, do you?" "No, of course not." I explained, "But the fucking smackheads will knock you out and try and eat the fucking thing." |
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by ElGringoBandito in Events - Remembrance Day (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 100.8
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Remembrance Sunday is always an upsetting time for my wife. Two minutes silence is such a struggle. |
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I got killed in Modern Warfare 2 yesterday. Seems nobody else stopped for the fucking two minutes' silence. |
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What a bunch of disrespectful cunts around my local war memorial. During the two minutes silence, a bunch of people, including veterans, were standing around shouting and swearing. I was so angry I almost fell from the top of the monument. |
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by ClitCommander in Events - Remembrance Day - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 34.6
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