Jokes under Celebrities > Nelson Mandela
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Nelson Mandela has made a surprise appearance at an ANC rally in South Africa. The crowd went ape! |
 
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by lordfuckwit in Celebrities - Nelson Mandela - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1,564.4
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They say that all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill. That's bollocks! My wife had a baby yesterday and he looks more like Nelson Mandela. Shit. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Baby (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 658.2
| If Nelson Mandela has taught us anything, it's that imprisoning a black man without a real reason for 27 years is really the best thing we can do for them. |
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by SickMindsThinkAlike in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 412
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Just got kicked out of Nelson Mandela's granddaughter's funeral. Apparently it's inappropriate to blow my vuvuzela. |
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by evilguitargod in Celebrities - Nelson Mandela - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 285.8
| Incarceration works as a deterrent, see Nelson Mandela, no re-offending since his release |
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submitted by Greg493, originally by Ricky Gervais in Celebrities - Nelson Mandela - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 258
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What does Robert Green and Nelson Mandela's Great Granddaughter have in common? Both have seen their last World Cup due to poor handling. |
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by kentlad in Celebrities - Nelson Mandela (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 213.6
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I was just watching a movie about Nelson Mandela. At one point he was talking about a dream of living in a rainbow nation. This got me thinking that I share his dream too. There's no black in a rainbow. |
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| Why the big fuss over Nelson Mandela being 90 years old? I'd rate my chances too, if I sat on my arse doing fuck all for the next 27 years. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Nelson Mandela - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 95.4
| Nelson Mandela's great granddaughter died in a car crash. So that means he's got a spare ticket then? |
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by Mister_Monday in Celebrities - Nelson Mandela (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 83.4
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What's black and slides down Nelson's Column? Winnie Mandela. |
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by coathanger in Celebrities - Nelson Mandela - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 80.4
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