Jokes under Celebrities > Nelson Mandela
They say that all newborn babies look like Winston Churchill.
That's bollocks! My wife had a baby yesterday and he looks more like Nelson Mandela.
|If Nelson Mandela has taught us anything, it's that imprisoning a black man without a real reason for 27 years is really the best thing we can do for them.|
Just got kicked out of Nelson Mandela's granddaughter's funeral.
Apparently it's inappropriate to blow my vuvuzela.
What does Robert Green and Nelson Mandela's Great Granddaughter have in common?
Both have seen their last World Cup due to poor handling.
I was just watching a movie about Nelson Mandela. At one point he was talking about a dream of living in a rainbow nation. This got me thinking that I share his dream too.
There's no black in a rainbow.
|Why the big fuss over Nelson Mandela being 90 years old? I'd rate my chances too, if I sat on my arse doing fuck all for the next 27 years.|
|Nelson Mandela's great granddaughter died in a car crash. So that means he's got a spare ticket then?|
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