Jokes under Illness and mortality > Vertigo

Paddy is doing some roofing for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy.

He calls down to Murphy and says, "I tink I will ave to go home, I've gone all giddy and I feel sick."

Murphy asks, "Ave yer got vertigo, Paddy?"

Paddy replies, "No, I only live round the corner."

Joke by muckersymbol in Racism - Irish (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 134.2

What is it with people who are scared of heights and falling off things?

Surely if you fall off a building the height gets less and less anyway?

Joke by Aspen in Illness and mortality - Vertigo - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 10.4

A German got into a weird state of mind, got confused then got lost.

He didn't know vertigo.

Joke by adamscott in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 7

It's only my vertigo that stopped me climbing the ladder to success.

Joke by emptyhead in Other - Sayings (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 6.6

I suffer from the worst case of vertigo ever.

I can't even watch highlights on telly.

Joke by irbaboon in Illness and mortality - Vertigo - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 6.4

I'm not sure why I'm suffering a vertigo attack on the top deck of the bus right now, but I'd like to get to the bottom of it.

Joke by bungholebuster in Illness and mortality - Vertigo - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 1.6

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