Jokes under Celebrities > Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby". |
 
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by cityboy in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1,125
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My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back. |
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by wonderer in TV - Film/Movie (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 379.4
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Unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger could never be president of America because he is not American. Well... We all know what happened last time an Austrian took over a foreign country... |
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by Bean in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 275.4
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I went into a library dressed as a German classical composer and asked for a book on Austrian actors. The librarian said, "Aisle B, Bach." |
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by illegalnature in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 198.2
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was upset that his mum never got him any Easter eggs. She said, "I thought that you didn't like Easter anymore!" Arnie replied, "I still love Easter baby!" |
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by pornstar in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 151.8
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So Arnie has confirmed he's in Terminator 5. "I'll be back!" will be replaced with "Ow my back!" |
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The former governor of California has admitted that he cheated on his wife, fathered a child and never told her or helped to bring the kid up. Typical negger. |
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by Harsalan in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 54.4
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BBC News: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver separate Maria Shriver's lawyer was quoted as saying; "I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle." |
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by LewyOs in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 53.2
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I recently found out that Arnold Schwarzenegger is the governor of California. I thought that that was really clever of the Americans: I mean, when has giving an Austrian power ever gone wrong? |
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by Queer_eye in Racism - American (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 43.2
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So, Arnold Schwarzenegger is no longer Governor of California. I can't help but feel he'll be back |
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by md1990 in Celebrities - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 36.4
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