Jokes under Sex and shit > Cottaging
| I hate to see the BBC type-casting people, so I was most disappointed to see Dale Winton presenting a show called 'Hole in the Wall.' |
 
   |
Joke
by Fles in Sex and shit - Cottaging (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 222.6
|
My daughter told me she could see fairies at the bottom of our garden last night. Dirty fucking poofs, this always happens when the public toilets are locked. |
|
Joke
by Spanniel Ears in Sex and shit - Cottaging - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 135.6
|
Being gay, and having a severely disabled boyfriend isn't so bad. Nobody questions us when I take him into public toilets. |
|
Joke
by James Wallace in Sex and shit - Cottaging - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 39.6
|
I was taking a shit in a public toilet today when I noticed a cock slowly emerge from a hole in the wall. Which was handy because I'd run out of toilet paper and needed something to wipe with. |
|
|
My Girlfriend suggested we went on a cottaging holiday. And I thought SHE was a pain in the arse. |
|
|
I've just had a strange bloke staring at me in the pub toilets. To be fair I was grinding up against him at the time. |
|
Joke
by JackTheRippa in Sex and shit - Cottaging - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 15.8
|
Last weekend, I took the missus to a nice cottage in the countryside. I thought it was a romantic thing to do, but apparently the old men sucking each other off ruined it for her. |
|
|
As I confessed my homosexual tendencies to the priest, I was surprised when he said he already knew. Cutting a glory hole in the confession box was a dead giveaway apparently. |
|
Joke
by Dog Botherer in Religion - Christianity (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 10
|
I was in the pub toilet and the bloke next to me accused me of looking at his cock. Before I could argue, he jabbed his finger in my eye through the cubicle wall. |
|
Joke
by Dog Botherer in Sex and shit - Cottaging (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 7.8
|
I'm fucking sick of those blokes who write on the back of toilet doors. Things like "Meet me here at 5 o'clock for hard cock" and "I will suck your cock for free." They never turn up. |
|
Page load time: 7.43s (Startup: 7.24s, Controller: 0.17s, Template: 0.02s)
Sickipedia v3.5, served by WEBFE
el gato no es bueno
Sickipedia © 2007 - 2013
