Jokes under Celebrities > Russell Brand
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My mate asked me, "If you could meet any celebrity, alive or dead, who would it be?" So I thought about it for a while, then replied, "Russell Brand......dead" |
 
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When I heard that Russell Brand is said to be devastated following the collapse of his marriage to Katy Perry amid rumours that she cheated on him, I just knew I had to do something hilariously funny to cheer him up. I can't wait until he gets home tonight and listens to his voicemail. |
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by ray piste in Celebrities - Russell Brand - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 157.2
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Russell Brand and Katy Perry are to end their Marriage. Look out for Russell's new book `My Divorcey Worcey` |
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Russell Brand has said today that he'd like to put that phone call behind him, and continue his career as a comedy performer. Continue? I wasn't aware he had started. |
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by erniehill in Celebrities - Russell Brand - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 121.2
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It easy to see why Russell Brand was chosen to perform at the Olympics closing ceremony. Nothing quite says London like a smack-head on a bus. |
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A recent survey was conducted in the United Kingdom asking women if they would consider sleeping with Russell Brand. 80% answered, "What, again?" |
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by Jake Blackwell in Celebrities - Russell Brand - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 86.4
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After Russell Brand resigning and Jonathan Ross' show getting postponed we mustn't forget who the real victims are in all of this. Four Poofs & A Piano |
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by EnglishWhiteBoy in Celebrities - Russell Brand - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 83.4
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Heard rumours that Katy Perry's pregnant with Russell Brand's baby. Can't wait to shag the little fucker and brag on the radio. |
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by AarronMoore in Celebrities - Katy Perry (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 53
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The total amount of complaints about Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross winding up Andrew Sachs passes 10,000. I am thoroughly disgusted too. I am a license payer and this programme clearly wasn't advertised enough, I can't believe I missed it, it sounded fucking hilarious. Does anyone know if it's repeated? |
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by El.hannen in Celebrities - Russell Brand - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 51.8
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Headline: βIs Russell Brand about to pop the question to Katy Perry?β Good for you son, Iβd like to know if she takes it up the shitter as well. |
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by nobscratcher in Celebrities - Russell Brand - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 44
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