Jokes under Sex and shit > Sex Change
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A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a cock for nearly two weeks now." I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around. We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation. |
 
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After a hard one night stand of fucking, a man is lying with a girl cuddled up in his arms. She starts gently stroking his cock and he asks her, "Are you still horny?" "No," she says, "I just really miss mine!" |
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by funkyfrog in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 754.6
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A man had just got out of hospital from a sex-change operation and (s)he was talking to the people (s)he knew before (s)he became a woman.
"Did it hurt?" "No, not really, only the last bit." "Was that when they cut it off?" "No, that didn't hurt, it was the last bit." "Was that when they put the silicone bags in your chest?" "No, it was just the last [...] |
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Lady Ga Ga has been asked why she uses that name instead of her own. Apparently, 'Geoff' doesn't have the same ring |
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by gazzytee in Celebrities - Lady Gaga (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 375.6
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Just been down the hospital to pick up an x-ray. He's called "Rachel" now. |
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by famous amos in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 177.2
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Some slag was giving me a hand job tonight. "You're really good at this," I said, "what's your secret?" "Years of practice," she giggled. "You've done this to loads of guys then? I asked. "No" came the reply, "my name used to be Derek." |
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A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.
"Son, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the surgeon. "I'm afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis." "What?" gasps the patient. "You mean I'll never experience another erection?" "Oh, you might,&q [...] |
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Whats the hardest part of a sex change? Telling him he'll lose the ability to drive. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Sex Change - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 104.6
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If I could spend one day as a woman, it would be just like any other day. I'd still lie in bed playing with my tits, whilst masturbating furiously. |
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Two surgeons are having a drink. One surgeon says to the other, "What do you specialise in?" The other surgeon says, "Appendixes. It's quite simple: a little snip here, a little snip there and Bob's your uncle." He then says, "What do you specialise in?" The other surgeon says, "Sex changes. It's not quite the same but it's still simple: a little snip here, a little snip there and Bob's your Auntie." |
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