Jokes under TV > Game Show
| I can’t help thinking, Takeshi's Castle would be much better if it had more than one contestant. |
 
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My mate died after taking an E. Countdown's security staff don't fuck about. |
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So North Korea have declared that they plan on invading Japan. I personally wish them the best of luck with storming Takeshi's Castle. |
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Deal or No Deal is so unrealistic. Getting your bank to call you is hard enough but getting someone who speaks English is pushing it. |
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Why exactly is it that the winners of Countdown are given a dictionary? If you've just won Countdown you're hardly likely to need a fucking dictionary, are you? They should be given something they really need. I would suggest a fanny magnet. |
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by yourface in Sex and shit - Virginity (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 615.4
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22 identical sealed boxes. A quarter of a million pounds. And just one question. How the fuck has my life come to this? |
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Noel Edmonds is to start a new programme for the BBC in aid of comic relief. It will take place in Africa where the little black fuckers will play 'Meal or no Meal'. |
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by sw3llh34d in Racism - African (+ 2 more) - Added: 5 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 521.2
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I'm sweating like...
a dyslexic on Countdown Neil Lennon's postman a Sri Lankian on a tour bus a Sickipedian Watching Grange Hill a paedo in a playground a fat man at a buffet a nun at a cucumber stall Gary Glitter in Mothercare a fat bird at a disco Rupert Murdoch's ink supplier Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah a Muslim at passport control a blind lesbian in a fish market/sushi bar a nigger on [...] |
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by toolbox88 in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 366
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Anybody seen 'Deal or No Deal' lately? - There's a bloke on there called Jihad - no shit... Watching in anticipation when he opens that box...! |
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| Those that say 'As one door closes, another one opens' have clearly never seen an episode of Takeshi's Castle |
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by rossco_e in Other - Sayings (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 275.4
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