Jokes under Celebrities > Mohamed Al-Fayed
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Al Fayed wants to sign Ronaldo for Fulham. Not for his footballing prowess, but to teach his chauffeurs how to crash safely in tunnels. |
 
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by johnno1962 in Celebrities - Mohamed Al-Fayed - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 306.6
| Let's be fair on Prince Harry with his "Paki" comment. After all, there are much worse names he could have been calling Muslims - like "Step-Dad." |
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by erniehill in Celebrities - Mohamed Al-Fayed - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 86
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I see Mohammed al Fayed has given Jade Goody a £3,500 wedding dress. "Princess Diana will not be needing it," he added. |
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by TheRedDevil in Celebrities - Mohamed Al-Fayed - Added: 4 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 62
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Harrod's have announced that they will be donating £50 worth of toys to every patient of Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital this Christmas. A spokesman for the hospital said that the kids would be touched by Mr Al Fayed's loving gesture. Mr Al Fayed's lawyers have so far refused to comment. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Mohamed Al-Fayed - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 35.8
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I've just been reading with interest how Mohammed Al Fayed grabbed a 15yr old girls breasts and tried to stick his tongue down her throat before she managed to break free and run away.... Fucking Amateur!!!! |
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by geemack in Celebrities - Mohamed Al-Fayed - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 18.4
| I see they are now giving out pet passports. My Mum's cat has one. Wonder how Mohamed Al-Fayed feels now? |
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by youcunt in Celebrities - Mohamed Al-Fayed - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 15.8
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Muhammed Al Fayed has reportedly sold Harrods so he can 'spend more time with his children'. Here's hoping he means Dodi. |
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by ray piste in Celebrities - Mohamed Al-Fayed - Added: 3 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5.8
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Muhammad Al-Fayed has been accused of sexually assaulting a 15 year old girl. Come on, that's not paedophilia. Most girls at 15 nowadays have six kids and a mortgage! |
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by donkeyjoker in Crime - Paedophilia (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 4.2
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How ironic is it that Michael Jackson loved taking young boys to Neverland and down to the little cottage Then Al Fayed goes and sticks him outside one. |
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by duchy dazzler in In The News - Celebrity Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1.8
| Surely Mohamed Al-Fayed should buy West Ham - they're forever blowing bubbles. |
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