Jokes under Celebrities > Vanessa Feltz
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Vanessa Feltz will be returning to our screens in the Autumn in her new chat show; Ask Vanessa. Her first two guests will be Kerry Katona and Jade Goody. If anybody from Al Qaeda is reading this................. |
 
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by Baldlice in Celebrities - Vanessa Feltz - Added: 4 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 421.4
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Did you hear Vanessa Feltz was arrested at Heathrow Airport? Allegedly she had 40lb of crack in her knickers. |
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| Vanessa Feltz is outraged that the News Of The World has been intercepting her phone calls. She should be grateful - no-one else in their right mind would want to tap that. |
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Vanessa Feltz has revealed she is hoping to get swept off her feet by her Fiance next week. Unless her Fiance is Hurricane Gustav, I can't see it happening personally. |
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Vanessa Feltz spoke out today on Breakfast Television, about the importance of dealing sensitively with male impotence. Apparently she has known a lot of men who have suffered with it. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Vanessa Feltz - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 192.8
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What have you got if you have Vanessa Feltz on one arm and Jade Goody on the other? My sympathy. |
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by Zombiejoker in Celebrities - Vanessa Feltz - Added: 4 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 145.4
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You guys hear the news about Vanessa Feltz? Appartently she's got a bun in the oven!!!... 2 pies in the microwave and some bacon under the grill! |
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| Vanessa Feltz is to become the new face for Erectile Dysfunction.... |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Vanessa Feltz - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 62.8
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I saw that programme about Jerry Springer's family which told how he lost relatives in the Holocaust. It really made me stop and think. If only we'd given Hitler a few more years we wouldn't have had to put up with Vanessa Feltz. |
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by Unassigned in Celebrities - Vanessa Feltz - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 56.4
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What do you get if you cross Vanessa Feltz with Michele McManus? About 5.4 on the Richter Scale. |
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by Unassigned in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 49.8
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