Jokes under Sports > Athletics
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This morning, I've been watching the female athletes on the TV. Unfortunately, I now have a bad case of Ennis Elbow. |
 
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Mo Farah has said that winning the Olympics has been the biggest challenge he has ever faced in his life That was until, of course, he had to try and lift his daughter afterwards |
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I bought a book called '10 Steps To Increase Your Long Jump Record'. I thought "Well, that's cheating." |
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As soon as women see me, they want to get in shape to impress me. So they start running. |
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by CreepyJeremy in Sex and shit - Dating (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 234.8
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Scientists have completed their 8 month analysis of Usain Bolt's running technique and believe they have discovered the secret to his sprinting success and complete domination of the 100 and 200 metre events. He's a nigger. |
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by wikipedia in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 190.4
| Relay runners: you've got to hand it to 'em. |
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| Just got accepted for the 2010 London Marathon, I'm not worried about the training though. . .I'll walk it. |
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My school is so full of bullshit. Some guy in sixth form is 50 seconds off the 5000m world record, and athletics people come into the school assembly saying he's a future Olympic hopeful. But when I'm 30 seconds off the 100m world record at sports day, everyone laughs and calls me a 'fat shit'! |
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by TomIsAPaedo in Illness and mortality - Obesity (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 152.8
| When the London Marathon was sponsored by Mars you used to get a Mars bar when you finished the marathon. Then, when it was sponsored by Flora, you used to get a tub of margarine. I am looking forward to running it this year, though. The sponsor is now Virgin. |
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If trends in genetics continue, soon there may be no white runners in the 100m sprint. It'll be the Race of Spades |
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by furiousg in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 117.6
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