Jokes under Sex and shit > Dead People
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My wife refuses to sleep in our second-hand bed just because my Nan died in it. I'll move her when I can be arsed. |
 
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by craig__2k4 in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 548.4
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Did you know that the vaginal tissue in the female anatomy is among the last to decompose in the whole body? Neither did I, but was fucking chuffed when I found out. |
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by buckfasthero in Sex and shit - Dead People - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 517.6
| Stephen Gately's family have requested that no flowers be sent to the funeral, as they expect enough pansies to show up on the day. |
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by Womb Raider in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 352.4
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Tsutomu Yamaguchi has been revealed as the only known survivor of both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bomb attacks. He has survived to the ripe old age of 93 and, although details of his medical history have been kept private, he is described as a little deaf in one ear. The hearing in the other three is said to be perfectly fine. |
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I found my girlfriend dead the other day. She just lay there lifeless so I decided to fuck her one last time. Then All of a sudden she jumped up n shouted 'BOO!' Some people are sick in the head! |
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by Dezlo in Sex and shit - Dead People (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 222
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Apparently there's an enormous cock on a roof in Berkshire. Get down Bono. You're too old and too shit to be doing any more of that malarky. |
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"Madeleine can't be in a thousand different locations", Kate McCann says in her book. Clearly she hasn't heard what's funnier than 1000 dead babies in 1 bin ..... |
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by catalystoffilth in In The News - Missing Persons (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 106.2
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I have a hearing aid and false teeth. I left grandma's will reading feeling a little hard done. |
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by sick.fucker in Sex and shit - Dead People - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 98.4
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How do you get a baby in a postbox? With a Stamp |
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by Osama bin Fritzl in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 70.4
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Shagged Guinevere last night. Came a lot. |
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by leedeakins in Sex and shit - Dead People - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 57.4
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