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I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by grrreat in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2,766.6


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I'll tell you what I really hate about my new Thai bride.
She keeps leaving the toilet seat up! 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo in Racism - Thailand - Added: 4 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 945.2




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"It's a boy!"

I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by oopsdontlaf in Sex and shit - Brothel (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 902.6


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Nothing says, "I'm a fat ugly bastard with no personality." quite like having a Thai wife. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Mikehawksbig in Racism - Thailand - Added: 3 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 461.8


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Went to the new Thai restaurant in town, and it's really weird - there's condom machines in both toilets. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by kieran123 in Sex and shit - Transvestite (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 380


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In the swimming pool changing rooms my son seemed amazed that my penis was so much bigger than his, so I patiently explained why that was then asked him if he understood what I'd said.

"Yes Mummy, it's because you're from Thailand". 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DogBot in Sex and shit - Penis (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 314.6


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I can't believe how sexist my new girlfriend's parents are. They have tons of childhood photos on the walls of their son as a little boy but none of her from when she was growing up.

She doesn't want to make a thing of it though, she says that's just traditional Thai culture. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Dog Botherer in Sex and shit - Transsexualism (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 271.2


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I farted in the bath earlier and started laughing to myself.
"What's so funny?" the wife asked.
"Oh nothing, it's just funny when you fart in the bath and the bubbles tickle your bollocks" I explained.
"Oh yeah, that is funny actually" she replied.

And that's when I knew it was time to send it back to Thailand. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by cuntmeistergeneral in Racism - Thailand - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 228.8


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I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying...

And so does my dad. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by leedaman666 in Sex and shit - Transvestite (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 226


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I was at the cinema with my Thai girlfriend, watching a film, when she offered me some popcorn from the box on her lap.

"I'm not falling for that one again!" I laughed. 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by sicko123456 in Sex and shit - Transvestite (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 212.2



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