Jokes under Other > Children
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!" |
 
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by bobbydgg in Other - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 9,188.6
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A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect." To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." |
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Not got children? Hire a babysitter anyway, say the kid is asleep upstairs and not to be woken. When you get home later that evening, go mental and ask where the child has gone. |
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submitted by Wallaaaaace, originally by Harry Hill in Other - Children - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 2,736
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I said to my two-year-old son, "Now, what noise does a cat make?" "Miaow!" "Good, but do you know what noise a dog makes?" "Woof woof!" "That's right! Now tell me what noise a cow makes?" "David, if you even think about going out to that fucking pub with your friends then you can forget about ever being let back in this house!" That's my boy. |
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by DaveBhoy67 in Sex and shit - Wife (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 2,033.4
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A guy asks his girl friend to marry him and she says yes, so he buys her a new car - a Lamborghini Countach - she loves this car and she goes everywhere in it.
One day, she picks up her kids from school. She's got a boy and a girl. As she's driving down the road, a car pulls up in front of her and they have a really nasty accident and she falls into a coma. When she wakes up from the coma there is a doctor next to her and she quickly asks doctor, "Where is my son? He was reall [...] |
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The other day, whilst on the bus to work, some little shit thought it would be funny to burp in my face. All his little chums were sitting there laughing. I restrained myself from taking the kid's head off and calmly replied: "...eurgh - smells like cock." That shut the little fucker up. Twat. |
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God, my kids are running round the house making a hell of a noise. Shouting things like, "We're fucking freezing - let us in!" |
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This eight-year-old girl goes into Santa's grotto. She sits on his lap and Father Christmas says, "Hello little girl, what do you want for Christmas, my dear?" The little girl says, "Some of my older friends at school have got some hair between their legs, and I would like some there too!" Santa says, "Will a little white beard be okay?" |
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submitted by ram1us, originally by Mike Reid in Other - Children - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1,180.4
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A salesman knocks at the door of a home and it's answered by a twelve-year-old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half-empty bottle of scotch in the other. The salesman asks the boy, "Excuse me, son, but is your mum or dad in?" To which the boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?" |
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This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building. One day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot. The young family's 5 year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going [...] |
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by Marylin in Other - Children (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,005
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