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New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15

Tub of Vaseline: £3

XL Box of Tissues: £2

The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless
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Joke by Deistin in Celebrities - Hannah Montana (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 5,407.6


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Just finished wall papering my daughter's room with Hannah Montana wallpaper.

The paper was expensive, but at least I didn't have to spend anything on paste.
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Joke by drb in Celebrities - Hannah Montana - Added: 3 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1,756




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I came all over a picture of Hannah Montana. It was on my 8 year-old daughter's birthday cake. I don't know why her friends were screaming. It's not like they haven't seen my knob before. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by wateryfowl in Crime - Child Abuse (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 532


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People are complaining left, right & centre about Rage Against The Machine getting to the Christmas number 1 slot over Joe McElderry, as it's not Christmas related in the slightest.

Obviously everything that is, was and ever will be Christmas is epitomised by some Northern, gummy bender covering a Hannah Montana song.
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Joke by ThePhoenix in Events - Christmas (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 481.8


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'Grow your penis 4 inches in 4 weeks with our enlargement device' so goes the internet advert.....Fuck that...I can grow mine 6 inches in 30 seconds with the latest Hannah montana dvd. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by widowwarmer in Celebrities - Hannah Montana (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 456


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I walked into the pub and heard my missus and her friends talking about Films, TV shows and celebrities.

"I have always wanted to be in Miley Cyrus"

"You mean you always wanted to be in the show,'Hannah Montana', you fucking idiot!!' said the missus.

I know what I meant.
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Joke by Secret Site Agent in Celebrities - Hannah Montana (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 448.6


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So last month's issue of Hannah Montana Magazine came with a free pair of socks.

Handy.
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Joke by RakkaRakkaRocket in Celebrities - Hannah Montana - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 340.6


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I mounted my new plasma TV this morning.

I couldn't help myself - Hannah Montana came on and I lost all self control.
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Joke by Unassigned in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 330.4


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My sister has a Hannah Montana advent calendar.

I'm jealous, I also want to open her flaps and eat chocolate out of her.
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Joke by Tickleme in Celebrities - Hannah Montana - Added: 3 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 274.4


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I just saw a box of Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus) Kleenex tissues. Now, is it me or is that just the greatest invention ever? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by TheRealStommy in Celebrities - Hannah Montana - Added: 3 years, 10 months ago - Current Score: 142.8



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