Jokes under Sports > Motor Racing
| Rubens Barrichello must be awesome at Mario Kart. |
 
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Dear Sheila's Wheels, Please note that women do not: "make the greatest drivers" as your advert suggests. For evidence of this in "real world terms" please see your nearest Formula 1 paddock, where you will note the only women allowed near the cars are in bikinis holding umbrellas, and that's only because they have previously agreed not to talk or touch anything. Kind Regards, J. Button |
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by Crashley in Sports - Motor Racing (+ 2 more) - Added: 3 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 562.6
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100 years ago, 20 white men chasing a black man was called the Klu Klux Klan. Now it's called Formula 1. |
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by micky mouth in Racism - Ku Klux Klan (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 years, 11 months ago - Current Score: 531.8
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With Jenson Button looking like the dominant British driver this year there seems to be only one way Lewis Hamilton will regain his popularity with the British public... He will have to get cancer then not shut the fuck up about it. |
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| Surely it's about time the paralympic committee followed the lead of Formula 1 and introduced a constructor's championship. |
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by spiritleader in Illness and mortality - Disability (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 292
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David Coulthard sees an old woman with a walking stick. "Do you want a lift home?" he asks. "No thanks, sweetheart. I'm in a bit of a hurry so I'll walk," she replies. |
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by Unassigned in Sports - Motor Racing (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 286.8
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Button badly damaged in F1 accident. Sadly I'm talking about my computer keyboard. |
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by Gash TL in Other - Wordplay (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 286.2
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Fernando Alonso walked into a library and asked if they had any books on winning races in red cars. The librarian replied, "Certainly sir, just wait there and I'll gift wrap it for you." |
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TOP TIP: Pretend you've won Formula 1 by placing your thumb over the end of the penis at the point of ejaculation. |
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by Graham in Sex and shit - Ejaculation (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 236.6
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Polish F1 driver Robert Kubica has broken his arm by smashing in to a wall... Get well soon Robert, we need you back at work. To fix the wall |
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by david and myra are cunts in Sports - Motor Racing - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 185.2
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