Jokes under Crime > Sex Offender
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My neighbours just found out that I'm on the sex offenders list and have demanded that I move out of the area as they fear that I am a danger to their son. Their son? I'm a paedophile, I'm not gay. |
 
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I saw an article today which read: "I was sexually abused at eight." I thought to myself, does it really matter what time it is? |
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Taxi driver John Worboys guilty of 19 charges of sexual assault. Taxi driver Qamar Zaman guilty sexually assaulting pregnant woman. Taxi driver Derek Bird killed 12 and injured 11 others. Taxi driver Delroy Grant 'one of Britain's most prolific sex offenders' Taxi driver Christopher Halliwell killed (at least) two young women. Taxi driver who's picking you up at six... Have a great night out girls! |
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by $umkun in Crime - Sex Offender (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 239.6
| If when going on holiday, like me, you don't want annoying children, crying, screaming and running around you on the plane and resort. Just tell your travel agent, that you are on the sex offenders register and cannot be near young children. Free upgrade to business class, relaxation, peace and quiet, its worth the look of disgust from the cabin crew. |
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by cheeky in Crime - Sex Offender (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 232.8
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Thank god the "S" on my keyboard at home doesn't work... It means I can apply for jobs and they think I'm just an ex-offender. |
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I was about to post this great joke about the young blonde jogger who was raped and murdered in Hyde Park last week. But then I remembered the police haven't found her body yet. |
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Hull City striker Marlon King has been released on bail following his arrest for sexually assaulting a woman in the red light district. So, it's not true: he can score in a brothel. |
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Fucking inflation, it's costing me a fortune to get a blow job these days. Every time I go to the shop, the price of sweets has gone up! |
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The Catholic church has a tough policy on child molesters; Three strikes and you're a cardinal. |
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The worst letter I ever wrote... Dear Jim, Please can you fix it for me to go on "It's a Knockout"? |
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