Jokes under Sex and shit > Mail Order Bride
| Got off with this Thai bird last night. She had an 8 inch clitoris... |
 
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by youcunt in Sex and shit - Mail Order Bride - Added: 4 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 626.8
| My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of. |
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by KimJongIl in Other - Wordplay (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 459.2
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Sometimes I feel like my wife doesn't understand me. Just one of the downsides to mail order brides. |
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by Haynz in Sex and shit - Mail Order Bride - Added: 4 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 179.4
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With reference to bouncemaster's previous joke. I am also married to a Taiwanese lady, but nobody ever asks me if she is a mail order bride. But perhaps that's because I am also Taiwanese. And we live in Taiwan. |
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by hairychod in Sex and shit - Mail Order Bride - Added: 3 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 68.8
| After watching 'Sex Trafficking in Cambodia', and witnessing the appalling scenes of all those underage girls selling their bodies on the street. I was absolutely fucking horrified at the cost of a plane ticket. |
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Trying to have an intellectual conversation with my new wife is a nightmare. Everytime I bring up string theory, all she can say is, "Umm sucky sucky five dolla'?" |
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by Brit_Miller in Sex and shit - Mail Order Bride - Added: 3 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 48.2
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I'm married to a Taiwanese lady and people often ask me if she was a mail-order bride. I find this very insensitive. The Royal Mail lose around two million letters and parcels each year, to suggest that I would trust the delivery of my wife to them is insulting in the extreme. She was sent by DHL, next day delivery. |
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by MICK THE MAG in Racism - Taiwanese (+ 1 more) - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 46.6
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My mail order bride arrived from Thailand this morning. Imagine my disappointment when I found that the bubble wrap had suffocated her. |
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by Dr. Evil in Sex and shit - Mail Order Bride - Added: 4 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 37.4
| I needed to get back into shape after a long time so I decided to get back to boxing. Couldn't afford a punching bag though, so I just got a mail-order bride from Pakistan. |
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by Unassigned in Sex and shit - Mail Order Bride - Added: 4 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 35
| My wife said I need to stop buying pointless things online, so I'm sending her back to Thailand. |
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by sick.fucker in Sex and shit - Mail Order Bride - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 30.8
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