Jokes under Sex and shit > Embarassing
All in all, 99000 people are making love right now, 22000 are kissing, 11000 are getting oral and one sad wanker is reading this.....
You hang in there, friend!
My son said, "Dad, can I ask you a question?"
I said, "Of course you can."
"It's a bit awkward..." he began.
I said, "No problem, fire away."
"Why have you got your cock in the hoover?"
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her.
"That's total bollocks" I replied.
By text, from across the road.
|I asked my mate whether a woman's clit was at the front or back. He told me it was at the front. I thought "Fuck, i must have been sucking her piles."|
"Mum, the TV remote needs new batteries. Where can I find some?"
"Check the top drawer in my bedroom, there should be some in there."
Worst moment of my life.
David Beckham said, "I still see myself as a player".
One affair with someone who wanked pigs on a reality TV show AND getting caught, is hardly the Casanova league, David.
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